Golden Globes 2012: “We could only get away with dick jokes.”

Because I care so much about you, I watched fast-forwarded through the Golden Globes and saved all the good parts.

SPOILERS: it was boring.

"I have the entire afternoon free!" "Oh really? Did 'nothing' cancel?"

The "Jodie Foster / Lesbian / Beaver" joke landed better than expected.

Madonna showing off her revolutionary nutcracker arms. She can now open walnuts with the inside of her elbow. "You'll never win, Squirrel!"

"I enjoyed your large penis, Michael." (paraphrased)

Yep.

"You see that, Mara? I'll be here FOREVER."

At some point, Julie Bowen is just going to punch Sofia Vergara in the nose, and we'll finally know she's not kidding.

Sarah Paulson was there! I want good things for her.

A clip of this was shown. America was confused.

The best thing from the whole night.

And, that’s it. Why do I watch these things? Someone, help.

Advertisements

One comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s