The Super Bowl is this Sunday! I have no idea who’s playing, or if it will be a good game. I do know this: I like short-form entertainment and snacks, so I’m in.
Madonna is performing in the halftime show. I’ll post her new song so she won’t bring disease upon my crops:
Have you tithed to Madonna this season?
I’m gonna give it a hard “meh.” She showed up, so I’m sure she’s extra proud of herself.
Here are some much better songs to get you in the sports mood.